Whats the difference between a blonde and the Atlantic Coast?
The Atlantic Coast has fewer crabs. • What’s the difference between a blonde and a taxi cab? You have to pay to ride in a taxi cab. • How do you give a blonde more headroom? Adjust the steering wheel. • Why did the blonde have lip stick on her steering wheel? She was trying to blow the horn. Thanks to Michael (tangmi@sma1.mcclellan.mil.af), who gave me this one! • Why can’t blondes drive? Because, once they get in the front seat they don’t know what to do. • Why does a blonde wear panties? To keep her ankles warm. • What is the difference between a blonde and most men? The blonde has the higher sperm count. • What does a blonde use for protection during sex? A bus shelter. • What’s the difference between blondes and McDonald’s? A blonde serves more people in a night. • How does a blonde turn on the lights after having sex? Opens the car door. • What did the blind blonde say as she was making love with her new boyfriend? “Funny, you don’t feel Jewish.” • What do blondes and cow pies hav
