Whats the difference between a club runner and a fun runner?
The fun runner tends to run with a specific goal in mind. Usually one of the big publicity, cast of thousands races. The club runner runs all year round and will race if the notion takes him. The fun runner tends to follow a semi-rigid training plan thats based upon beginner running. The club runner throws plans in the bin because hes seen it all before. The fun runner has pasta the night before a big race and diarrhoea a couple of hours before. The club runner has ten pints of Guinness the night before a big race oh, and diarrhoea a couple of hours before. The fun runner sprays himself with Ralgex or Deep Heat just before the race. The club runner sprays himself with deodorant just before the race well, after 10 pints of Guinness, what do you expect? During the race the fun runner paces himself so as to not exhaust himself. The club runner shoves the fun runner out of the way. During the race the fun runner always takes on water so as to not become dehydrated. During the race the club
