Whats the goddamn point of algebra?
Well, you see, it’s like this: Adolescents are extremely loud, obnoxious, and they are good for absolutely nothing. Therefore, we lock them in a little building for four years, slyly labeling it “high school” so that they don’t figure out we’re just jailing them until they’re 18. Now, in order to make them think there’s a greater point to this little charade, we pretend we’re teaching them things. Unfortunately, we ran out of ideas and had to develop “filler” subjects like algebra and fine arts. This opened up many, many jobs for gay teachers, and our economy could suffer if we pull back now.
