WHERE DOES HANNAHS MIRACULOUS PILL COME FROM?
Hannah has obviously been working on the cure for monster fat in the fringes of this week’s episode. She diligently tested and re-tested an anti-fat compound until she found just the right balance, at which point she distilled it to giant pill form and then, as the Crowley High kiln was under repair, defied the safety closure of the metal shop to bake the pill in Crowley High’s forge (Did you know that Crowley High is the only school in its district with its own forge?). Yes, she did have plenty of time to tell the others of her discovery while the pill’s shell sat baking, and she really considered it, but she figured it would be a more pleasant surprise if the first time the gang heard about it was when the pill was actually finished and they could hold it in their hands. That would make the victory that much more satisfying, no? When the pill was finished baking, and it was carefully removed from the forge using proper safety procedures, Hannah rushed to the cafeteria to let them kno