Which genre provides dumber band names: emo or hardcore?
Tom: That’s a tough one. I think that emo has more predictable bad names, but hardcore has bad, bad band names. RJ: Word. Are you the one foretold by the prophet Chuck Berry in the book of Johnny B. Goode? Tom: I’ve never read the book, sorry. RJ: You suck. Are you ever going to write songs that aren’t about substance abuse or the music industry? Tom: We’re writing a new album, and so far there are no songs about substance abuse. RJ: Interesting. What’s your favorite part of a porno? Tom: I have no idea. RJ: How do you not know?! I like all of the crazy ways that these porn stars find themselves in order to meet someone to have sex with. Racket Brandon: I like Asians. Tom: Men and women? RJ: The dudes make him feel better about himself, and his yellow fever takes over on the women. Tom: I’m not going to answer that, I pass. RJ: Unbelievable! Would Against Me! win in a fight against a bear? Tom: I think so. Andrew would be down. Personally, I think Warren would be the first to cry. Jame
