WHO HAS ENDORSED DAVE BARRY?
The following leading Americans have endorsed Dave Barry’s candidacy: Robert Goulet, famous star entertainer Heloise, author of Hints from Heloise and probably the world’s leading expert on stain removal Jeff Simon, drummer for the Delaware Destroyers The following leading Americans have not yet formally endorsed Dave Barry, but they did pose for photographs holding “Dave Barry for President” bumper stickers: Magic Johnson, famous athlete, personality and tall person. Steve Martin, famous actor, author, and person with white hair. Pat Schroeder, famous former woman congressperson from some place such as Montana or Kansas. Hugh Hefner, famous philosopher and owner of the world’s largest privately held supply of Viagra. Literary God Kurt Vonnegut Field Coordinator Ted Habte-Gabr practices his polling technique on Miss Sweden 1993, Victoria Silvstedt Top Political Analyst Al Franken Love God Barry White Top Irish Person Frank McCourt ALSO: Michael Isikoff Tom Hayden Paul Conrad Steve Alle