Who Invented Swedish Meatballs?
Sweden From Encyclopedia Dramatica Swedish citizens are known for their maiming and programming skillzSweden is cold. Swedes are stuck-up and they hate Slurpees. Their strict immigration policies don’t allow many brown-skinned people in and thus they only have 78 7-11 stores in the entire country. They invented Swedish meatballs, which are really fattening. Minneapolis is the capital of Sweden. Sweden, Denmark and Norway share a language called Scandinavian, originally spoken by ancient Atlantians before they switched to a language that sounds less gay. Sweden’s only exports are Vikings, LEGO, IKEA furniture, Elfwood, shitty death metal bands, and the Erlang programming language. In other words, exclusively toys, fags and death. Don’t forget, Sweden also absolutely hates capitalism even though they win at it all the time. This article is a stub. You can help by expanding it. Retrieved from “http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/in…
The Chinese! They invented the noodles that go with meatballs and the Swedes didn’t really like the noodles because the Italians have cornered that market with Marco Polo’s help, so they thought meatballs are theirs! Hence Swedish meatballs! The world is returning to the Chinese’s penchant for inventing almost everything. Look at all the products in your house. They’re all from China!