Who is Azrabel the Toothless Key Scratcher from the Abyss?
Strictlty speaking, Azrabel is not a demon but an agent of cosmic justice. His role in the function of the universe it to punish anyone who is taking up more than one parking space. Fierce Azrabel’s fingernails are made up of keys to Cadillac hearses from the 1950s and he displays his horrible vengeance by using them to savagely scratch the paint off from transgressors’ vehicles. Azrabel relishes his job and on occasion has been known to take things too far. Given Azrabel’s thoroughly nasty dispostion, nobody in their right mind would ever deliberately invoke him. However, I must confess that I once undertook this extremely dangerous action and the results were not pretty! The less said about the events that took place in that grocery store parking lot that fateful day, the better. However, the morbidly curious will find a full record of the event known as the Winn Dixie Horror in the archives of the library at Miskatonic University. Bwaaa haaa haaa!
