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Who is Mammy Monkey?

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Who is Mammy Monkey?

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Mammy Monkey is the overlord. She is the Monkey Goddess who gave us life and she loves us. But do not cross her, unlike that silly little made up god that most of you foolish mortals believe in, she will not think twice about punishing you! Even if you think it was a very trivial thing, Mammy Monkey may not agree with it. Then you will be in trouble! If she thinks you are unfitting to go to the Giant Hollow Banana In The Sky, you will be thrown down a volcano and be doomed with an eternity of pulling rocks and working horrific hours for the Evil Lord, Daddy Monkey!! If she thinks you can cross through the thick peel of Judgment, you will not be disappointed. It is everyones dream. Bananas are the sacred fruit. Thank you for showing interest in our loving Mammy Monkey, thank you very much! We love you Mammy Monkey! P.S Answerer 4 is the founder of this religion. We were all blessed my Mammy Monkey herself, but Courtney was the first!. There are 4 founders, and we each spread her word fe

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