Who Needs An Evil American Anyway?
I am an evil American. I didn’t even realize how evil until the last year or so but now I’m finally fully aware of being extremely evil. Thanks to the media and world opinion I have finally come to grips with my evil and loathsome nature. I guess admitting this is truly the first step in the healing process and I’m feeling much better almost immediately! It’s sad but I probably wasn’t paying proper attention to my malevolent immorality since my schedule/to do list is extremely full. You know I only have so much free time to fund foreign insurgents, steal other nations’ oil reserves, drive my gas guzzling SUV, create financial products that inevitably implode, and just be wasteful and indolent as only a true American can. As an American I’m absolutely mortified that things have gone so terribly, terribly wrong and I have a few changes that will benefit the world and the United States in general. So let’s begin! First, I thing we’ll fix will be to remove all those nasty evil American sol
