Who says that sharing music through peer-to-peer networks is illegal?
A. Dr. Dre says so. Dr. Dre, who received his PhD in laying down the funky beats years ago, is still paying off his student loans. When people illegally download his music, Dr. Dre has a difficult time coming up with enough cash to survive. Recently, Dr. Dre has been forced to drive his backup car more than he would like to. Purchased in 2000 as an errand vehicle, the Porsche 911 was intended mostly for trips to the transfer station, doctors appointments for his 127 illegitimate children and occasional drug deals. Dr. Dre, whose music is filled with glorifications of illegal drug use, illicit sex and cold-blooded murder, encourages his fans to take the higher road and deny their temptations to partake in the despicable practice of file sharing. Is nothing sacred? asks the popular performer. Is nothing *&$#@ sacred anymore?