Who would win in a fight Chris Matthews or Glenn Beck?
Chris would have to start it by pretending to be friendly in order to get around Glenn’s bodyguard and then pick the fight with some choice verbal hostility because Glenn would be totally focused on his appetizers at the time. In response, Glenn would go on a rant about the way our country is going down the tubes. If there is a board with specials of the day written on it, he’d run over to that so he could start writing lists and drawing pictures to prove his points. Glenn would quickly get emotional about the future for his kids and cry a little, which would freak everyone else out and probably stop the fight before it got physical, so no one could be declared the winner. Afterward, there would be a poll. Half the people in the restaurant would call Glenn crazy; the other half would hold up tea party signs and cheer.
