Why did the blonde dye her hair brunette?
She thought it would help her get a higher score on the SAT. • A bleached blonde and a natural blonde were on top of the Empire State Building. How do you tell them apart? The bleached blonde would never throw bread to the helicopters. • What did the blonde say when she knocked over a Ming vase? “It’s OK Daddy, I’m not hurt.” • How does a blonde commit suicide? She gathers her clothes into a pile and jumps off. • What did the blonde get on her A.C.T.? Nail polish! • What is the difference between a blonde and an inflatable doll? About two cans of hair spray. • Why do blondes wear their hair up? To catch as much as they can that goes over their heads. • What happened to the suicide blonde? She dyed by her own hand. • What can save a dying blonde? Hair transplants. • Did you hear about the new form of birth control for blondes? They take off their makeup. • Did you hear about the blonde who brought her cosmetics with her for a make-up exam? • What did the blonde say when someone blew in
