Why did the blonde stare at the frozen orange juice?
– Because it said “concentrate” Called me to get my phone number. Tried to put M&M’s in alphabetical order. Tried to drown a fish. Got locked in a grocery store and starved to death. Asked for a price check at the Dollar Store. Studied for a blood test. Thought Meow Mix was a CD for cats. Took the 22 bus twice because she missed the 44 bus. Turned around and went home when she arrived at the airport and saw a sign that said “Airport Left.” (TOP) (Back to Humor Index) 26 Things To Do On An Elevator: Submitted by Dave Singer 1.) When there’s only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder and then pretend it wasn’t you. 2.) Push the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more. 3.) Ask if you can push the button for other people, but push the wrong ones. 4.) Call the Psychic Hotline from your cell phone, and ask if they know what floor you’re on. 5.) Hold the doors open, and say that you’re waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors cl
