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Why did the dingle throw away the toilet brush?

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Why did the dingle throw away the toilet brush?

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He discovered toilet paper! What’s a dingle’s idea of a varied diet? A quarter-pounder with cheese one day, and without cheese the next! Why don’t dingle’s dogs do tricks? You have to be more intelligent than a dog to teach it tricks! Why did the dingle buy an electric lawnmower instead of petrol one? So that he could find his way back to the house when he’d finished cutting the grass! What’s the difference between a dingle and a shopping trolley? A shopping trolley has a mind of it’s own! Why did the dingle get a ‘stabbing’ pain in his eye every time he drank a cup of tea? He forgot to take the spoon out! What’s a dingle’s idea of safe sex? Masturbation! What is a dingle’s view of safe sex? A padded headboard! Why do dingles only ever get half-hour lunch-breaks? Because it takes too long to retrain them! How does a dingle make himself more interesting? He leaves town! How did the dingle’s wife stop him from biting his nails? She made him wear shoes! What is generally the best birth co

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