Why did the Pilgrims leave England for America?
1) They were seeking religious freedom 2) They were searching for a better environment for their out-of-control kids in a country totally devoid of pubs and prostitutes 3) They were attempting to escape the endless recounts of election ballots in the 1620 “Battle for the Throne.” 4) It’s a trick question. The Pilgrims actually came to America from Holland. Should we continue celebrating Thanksgiving today? 1) No, the holiday is sexist; the Indian men didn’t allow their squaws to attend the festivities, and the Pilgrim mothers had to do all the cooking while their menfolk invented football. 2) No, the holiday victimizes millions of turkeys. 3) Yes, we can always use an excuse to get out of school for a week, pig out on pumpkin pie, watch football and get mom to do eleven weeks’ worth of laundry. Okay, how’d you do? If you’re like a lot of collegians, you don’t know as much about Thanksgiving’s origins as you thought. It’s really not your fault. The holiday has fallen into politically-co