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Why did the witch wear a green felt pointy hat?

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Why did the witch wear a green felt pointy hat?

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To walk across pool tables without being seen. • Q: How can you tell when a witch is really ugly? A: When a wasp stings her it closes it’s eyes. • Q: Have you heard about the good weather witch? A: She’s forecasting sunny spells. • Q: What did a witch say to another after the movies? A: Do you want to walk home or shall we take the broom. • Q: What makes more noise than an angry witch? A: Two angry witches. • Q: What’s the best way of seeing a witch? A: On the television. • Q: What do you get if you cross a flea and a witch? A: Very worried dogs. • Q: What do little witches like to play at school? A: Bat’s cradle. • Q: How do you stop infection from witch bites? A: Don’t bite any witches. • Q: What do witches sing at Christmas? A: “Deck the halls with poison ivy….” • Q: What do you call a witch that climbs up walls? A: Ivy. • Q: What do you call a witch with one leg? A: Eileen. • Q: Why is a witch like a candle? A: They are both wicked. • Q: Why did the witch keep turning into Mickey

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