Why didn Republicans save any of the black New Orleans residents from the flooding of Hurricane Katrina?
They were busy trying to get two of each animal for their ark first and couldn’t catch that damned roadrunner. • Why is Republican state representative Bob Allen’s wallet suspiciously empty these days? He has to spend money searching for the “real” gay prostitution solicitors. • Why do Republicans love doing laundry? They’re naturals at separating the whites from the colors. • Why do Republicans call their insurance company when a movie starts? Because all the trailers are gone. • Why do Republicans get defined as the right? Because nobody else has a single right with them in charge. • Why does Ted Stevens take so many bribes from housing developers? He needed maintenance to unclog his Internet tubes. • Why do Republicans always try to get rid of Hollywood sex scenes? They just don’t find them very realistic. It’s missing all the yawning and the part where the woman goes to cry in the bathroom. • Why do Republicans never turn their most prestigious literature into a movie? They wanted
