Why do gamblers play cards at the mouth of rivers?
Because they might be delta better hand! What a devoted Dad he was. Judy, his youngest daughter, had chronic problems with overdue library fines while a student at the UW. In fact, she had so many overdue fines that the U was threatening to withhold her diploma unless they were all paid. Dad paid her $200 fine without blinking, and Judy could get her degree. Judy, as well as the University of Washington, thank him for that. DAD JOKE: Did you hear about the guy who went to Barber College? He kept cutting classes. Dad was quite the practical joker too. We use to plot pranks to play during family holiday dinners. He’d take me down to the Trick and Puzzle store downtown and buy tricks. One of our favorites was a platelifter device that consisted of a hose and a little balloon-type thing on the end. You’d put it under a plate under the tablecloth, then wait for the right moment during dinner and pump the pump. This would lift the plate. It was a very successful gag, and everyone got a good
