Why do the chumps tend to sleep on small beds and eat lots o mustard?
A.Well, ya see here, little chump cadet…the chumps realize that other girls and boys are full of bad thoughts and are very needy of us busy chumps, so we make our beds niceand small so no one feels comfortable sleeping over at our house too often… and we love mustard because it tastes good. -tarik chump.