Why does history make Noahs Flood impossible?
The bible is so wrong. After Noah’s ark landed, and the flood waters receded, what did the carnivores eat while the prey animals were repopulating? And by the way … did you notice that in Genesis 2, God is still busy creating everything, but only FOUR CHAPTERS LATER, in Genesis 6, he’s decided to kill everything and everybody? Looks like his Genesis 1-2 plan was a colossal failure. And by the way … God flooded the earth and killed everybody because the world had become evil (Genesis 6:5), and he wanted to rid the world of evil. Well, it didn’t work. The evil just came back, stronger than ever, didn’t it? His Genesis 6 plan was ALSO a complete failure. That’s why I fired him. He’s a complete fuckup … not enough foresight. After Noah’s ark landed, and the flood waters receded, what did the pandas eat? There damn sure isn’t any bamboo in the Middle East (and if there had been, it would have been soaking in salt water for the previous 40 days, and would have been inedible). After Noa
