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Why not try nu-metal?

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Why not try nu-metal?

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Everyone likes stuff when it’s shiny and nu. Here are the most important things you need to be in a nu-metal (or mallcore) band: • Ditch your principles. You have to want to sell out, before you even make any music. So your ethics – your dreams and hopes of credibilty – please leave them at reception, thank you. • OK, welcome to the big rock hotel. The first thing you will need are some really trendy clothes (kind of like raver clothes, only warmer). Most really cool people will want to wear shorts (especially if it’s winter, that’s the coolest time) and a nice red cap. Oh, and buy a chain – this is a security measure to make sure nobody steals your oversize pants. Without them you will fail. • Did you bring some friends? You did? Good. Make sure you have: • A drummer with an unfeasably large drum kit. And try to make sure he has some sticks too, he’ll be needing those. • A girl to play bass. If you don’t have a girl (this is quite likely, given your aspirations), try to find a guy wit

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