WHY WAS THE CAFETERIA LADYS SHIRT ALREADY UNDONE? DOES JIMMY WORK HIS LOVING BACKWARDS?
How perceptive. Jimmy does indeed, in certain situations, work his loving backward. Jimmy has had so many women, and in so many situations, that “normal” (some, including Jimmy, would call them “obvious”) sexual encounters just don’t do it for him any longer. While it isn’t a rare condition, modern psychiatry has yet to invent a term for the affliction. Therefore, sometimes – in fact, more often than not – Jimmy has to resort to the really freaky stuff just to get halfway there. Both fortunately and unfortunately for Jimmy, most women respond to the really freaky stuff, and therefore it is more likely that Jimmy will get laid, but also more likely that his unnamed affliction will continue. Don’t shed a tear for him. He brought it on himself.
