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Why were the large carnivores happy? Wouldn a lack of recording company executives leave them famished?

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Why were the large carnivores happy? Wouldn a lack of recording company executives leave them famished?

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This is a good question. It turns out that the relocated executives realized that the carnivores would be happier with properly selected digital content (music soothes the savage beast or some such). However, at the monopolistic prices DRM allowed, the carnivores couldn’t afford the digital content they liked. This left them in rather nasty moods, whereby they would tend to ingest any executives that wandered too far from the fire. One particularly clever executive came up with the concept of providing DRM-free content so the carnivores would be happy. He went to the carnivores to inform them of the news. Of course, the carnivores were delighted to finally be able to afford digital content, and were grateful for the executive breakfast as well. Now the carnivores are content to enjoy their digital content and the occasional executive as well.

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