Someone who has a loophole named after him. When does a person decide to become an accountant? When he realizes he doesn't have the charisma to succeed as an undertaker. What does an accountant use for birth control? His personality. What's an ... more

Someone who solves a problem you did not know you had in a way you don't understand. How many accountants does it take to change a light bulb? How much money do you have? What is the definition of a good tax accountant? Someone who has a loophole ... more