Are Zombies actually real?
yes, an associate of my father lived in Hades, and there was lots of voodoo going on down there. They are not the zombies we are thinking of, hollywood corpses that eat brains or whatever but they were scary, now hear my story. We were down there and we saw a scary thing. A shop of voodoo tools. The guy we were with told him it was devil magic or witch craft, and the guy got all mad, he said, bad things will happen, ohhhhh, yes, very bad. So that night while I was skeeting-sorry sleeping, A zombie came in and was like *butters’ voice*: AW raspberries!
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