I have my money on… me. I would eat Captain Crunch, and then drink Captain morgan with Captain Jack Sparrow. When he got all drunk, I would cut off one of his dreadlocks and strangle him with it. I’d be like, “You forgot one thing, mate. I’m Thilo Savage!” Sorry, that was bad. It’s a cool concept, I just delivered the whole thing terribly. I hate comedians who do that. They have really good ideas, but present them like shit and it makes me sick. Just look at that image – terrible photoshopping. I even used the word “terrible” twice in one paragraph. I deserve to be beaten. If you live in the Missoula area, gimme a call and we can arrange a time when you can bludgeon my face with zuccini bread. Why zuccini bread? What the hell is wrong with me? Captain Crunch tastes good, but it’s really sharp and pointy on my delicate palate tissue. The best cereals are as follows: 1. Life 2. Cinnamon Life 3. Honey Graham Life 4. 2/3 Frosted Flakes, 1/3 regular flake mix I heard on the radio that a n