What Christmas food would be great for commemorating Jesus?
I suggest Devil food cake, Devil food cookies, Red Devil liquor with mini pitforks for drink decorations, Raw porter house steaks. Set the mood with red and black candles, misletoe, Texas Chain Saw Massacre on TV, and play some soft melodies such as Murduk, Sicktanick, Marylin Manson, and Cradle of Filth. Don’t forget the upside down crucifix on the christmas tree. Don’t forget to dress up like dracula, if you got small children maybe dress them as Adolf Hitler, or zombies…