Are There Gonna Be COKE Machines In Heaven?
If I get to go I hope so. I suppose there are all kinds of horror stories about Coca Cola that will only come to light some day in the future. We all know that if you take a tooth and put it in a glass of Coke and let it set on a shelf in a week and go back and look at the glass you will only have a few little teensy specks of blackened calcium where once was a mighty incisor. I know that real Coke has caffeine and if you drink 100 Cokes in a row you will go ballistic through the ceiling with your hair on fire from the amphetimine-like effect (not to mention the effect on your lower plumbing.) And one of these days some tabloid TV show will probably have an expose’ about how Coca Cola causes Hytifer-Oxagonic Plague, manifestly bad grammar, and weakens the sex drive in people who are aged 52 through 57 who live in mobile homes. Even so, I’m not giving up my can of Coke. You’ll just have to pry it out of my cold. dead fingers if you want to take it away from me. Americans in particular f
