Did Bruce Springsteens Super Bowl Crotch Slam Hurt?
Last night, I wasn’t paying much attention to whether the Cardinals or Steelers were ahead. Football–while awesome–might as well be the insides of my car for all I understand of it. In absence of a Super Bowl party (I’m not cool enough to attend or throw one), I was flipping channels between the game and Groundhog Day. I was trying to catch the commercials, and frankly, I was pining for a flash of Bruce Springsteen’s nipple. But I got something even better. The boss slammed his crotch right into a cameraman during Born to Run. Dude, that had to hurt. But Bruce was giggling after it happened. And–bad me, bad, bad–so was I. When a guy’s privates get slammed, it has to hurt, right? I know I’ve accidentally slammed my DH’s private areas. I do it most often when I go in for a snuggle at night. My booty has slammed into his testicles, and he complains about it. He complains even more when I apologize while giggling. According to UrologyHealth.org, his privates are sensitive. The testicle
