Does anyone know some really funny jokes?
I don’t know any jokes per se, but I ran across some hilarious witty insults. I’ll only cut and paste a few of them and give you the link for the rest: Don’t get lost in thought; you’ll be a total stranger there. You’re good looking in a way, away off. The more I think of you, the less I think of you. When you were born something terrible happened, you lived. You look like a professional blind date. Don’t you ever get tired of having you around? I don’t know what makes you tick, but I hope it’s a time bomb. Someday you’ll find yourself, and will you be disappointed. I know you have to be somebody, but why do you have to be you? If you said what you thought, you’d be speechless. You think you’re a wit, and you’re probably half right. Why don’t you go blow your brains out, you’ve got nothing to lose. I like you, I have no taste, but I like you. I’d like to say I’m glad you’re here; I’d like to say it. If there’s ever a price on your head, take it. You were born at home, but when your mot