Does size matter … in tiaras, that is?
It’s not the size of the tiara that matters, it’s how you use it. 4. It’s a zombie apocalypse and you are trapped in the dressing room at a beauty pageant. Using only what you brought with you to the pageant, how will you defend yourself and ultimately save the world? Am I trapped backstage with other beauty pageant contestants? Because if so, the good citizens of the world can rest easy-a mere handful of ticked-off beauty queens can take down an entire zombie army without so much as chipping a single French manicured acrylic nail. Once you’ve walked across a brightly lit stage wearing nothing but a tiny bathing suit and five inch heels in front of hundreds of people, you’re not about to be intimidated by something as trivial as thousands of Undead corpses stumbling around trying to take over the world. Not to mention-and this is a very well-kept secret-Aqua Net is toxic to zombies. That’s right-the hairspray that allowed your grandma’s beehive to defy gravity in the sixties, kept your
