How did the Grand Canyon in Arizona come about?
At 00.54 on Monday 23rd September 2002 a major earthquake hit measuring 4.8 on the richter scale epicentered on Glasgow. Victims can be seen wandering aimlessly muttering: “Ah wiz sh*ttin’ masel”, “Ah need some jellies”. The Earthquake decimated the area, causing approximately £30 worth of damage. Untold disruption and distress was caused: * Many were woken well before their giro arrived. * Several priceless collections of mementos from the Balearics and Spanish costas were damaged. * Three areas of historic and scientifically significant litter were disturbed. * The cone fell off the head of the statue outside the Modern Art Gallery. * Thousands are confused and bewildered, trying to come to terms with the fact that something interesting has happened in Glasgow. * One resident, Mary-Alice McGregor, a 17 year old mother-of-three said “It was such a shock, little Chelsea came running into my bedroom crying. My youngest two, Tyler-Morgan and Shauni slept through it. I was still shaking w
