How do I request a free email account with an @varpness.com, @cruddybuddy.com, or @reptileland.com address?
In order to get an @varpness.com email account, your last name must be Varpness or you must be related to a person whose last name is Varpness. In fact, you don’t even have to be a nice person to get a free @varpness.com address. For example, if that jerk relative of mine Jim Varpness from Illinois wanted an address, I’d let him have one. For the other addresses, simply Contact Me using one of the methods provided.