I see signs saying “THE HOBART IS NOT A DISHWASHER”, but I don believe them, because it seems so unmistakably dishwasherlike. Who put up those lying signs?
Things are not always as they seem, and so laminated signs on Hobarts were invented to explain the discrepancies between appearance and reality. The Hobart (as you would learn from reading the sign) is a sanitizer which kills people’s germs by briefly blasting the dishes with very very hot water. This does not mean it washes your dishes. In fact, if you leave food on your dishes and Hobart them, the food petrifies and is virtually impossible to remove. On the bright side, you don’t have to Hobart pots and pans, Tupperware, graters, or measuring cups unless you ate off them. In short: WASH EVERYTHING you use; only Hobart things you ate with. • Why is my cooking/cleaning job not a rollicking good time? You are undoubtedly listening to the wrong music. Turn off that Mazzy Star, ask people on your crew what they like, and go get something energetic that you all can dance to, or at least sing/yell to. It makes all the difference! • How can I make my pasta water boil faster? You can start wi
