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Is Christianity only supposed to be for white people and Islam for sand people?

April 26, 2017Christianity islam people Sand white

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Is Christianity only supposed to be for white people and Islam for sand people?

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SUBMISSIVE JESUS RESPONDS: No, ignorance is the only true qualification for either cult. Easter Bunny Tough break, brother. Now everyone’s gonna want one, and you’ll have to answer prayers non-stop! Fortunately no one’s come up with an idea to force ME to grant wishes. I guess I must be lucky. (After all, I do have TWO rabbits feet.) Peace out homie, Peter Cottontail SUBMISSIVE JESUS RESPONDS: Hey Petey! Nice to hear from you again. Don’t worry, you’re safe. Most people actually think you’re fictitious. Can you believe that nonsense? I can’t understand how people can be so naive. Easter Bunny I know! And I even leave them custom hand-painted plastic or real Easter eggs every year! That’s hard proof of my existence! And good ol’ Saint Nick. Every year he travels around the globe, dropping off presents. More tangible evidence. And people think he’s imaginary too!