Is it true that Poppet hired Awarulz to assassinate EddieNygma?
It is true that Ms. Poppet and Mr. Rulz were observed holding whispered conversations in a back booth at the Askville Cafe off Route 12 just outside Questville on 6 separate occasions in recent months. Federal agents, however, who declined to be named as sources due to the ongoing nature of the investigation, categorically denied that assassination had been among the topics discussed at these meetings. Agents would neither confirm nor deny reports that the secret conferences had included discussions of tampering with Mr. Nygma’s ISP or his computer equipment. Agents also refused to comment on the persistent rumor that evil-minded unnamed persons had been secretly engaged in constructing an “Askville Gamma” site. This site, it is said, has been designed to closely mirror the “Askville Beta” website. Innocent users would log on, believing themselves to be joining the “Askville Beta” site, but instead would be diverted to the Trojan Horse “Gamma” site, where innocuous, somewhat boring but
