Was Goldilocks ever charged with breaking into the three bears house and stealing their porridge?
Hehe…she should’ve been. My teacher was using that story in class as anexample one time, and I remember that when Goldilocks was watching for the bears to leave, someone shouted “Stalker!” Then, when they left, and Goldilocks broke in, the same person said “This has the makings of a horror movie.” And finally, when the bears came home and found Goldilocks and were all “Hey, you ate our porridge, broke our chairs and our beds!” someone else yelled “HEY YOU STOLE MY UNDERWEAR!” If Goldilocks broke into my house and stole my porridge, she wouldn’t be around to twist the story and make herself look like the victim.
