What did you learn from Twilight: the novel by stephenie Meyer?
I learned the following things: 1) Stalking is socially acceptable. 2) Scintillating means witty. (Seriously, this one is not a joke) 2.5) Arms have the ability to be witty. 3) “That vampire doesn’t get killed by stakes!” is not the worst way that people can warp vampires, so I shouldn’t make a big deal about it, nor should I instigate that “at least it couldn’t get any worse”, as the next day I’ll come across a book about vampires that sparkle. 4) Science can be ignored when the author decides that it can be. 5) Plot is sooo last year. 6) That feminism will be set back a hundred years, so I shouldn’t expect to be voting when I turn eighteen. 7) If books that shitty can get published, so can mine! 8) “Truw wuv” is enough to give up your entire future, friends, and family for. 9) If my boyfriend wants to kill me, it’s romantic. 10) It taught me how to be pro-life! Go teenage pregnancy! 11) Babies are easy to deal with! 12) I’ve memorized the definition of “saga”. Twilight is not a “saga
