Some say he never existed. But there are some of us who believe in the man, the legend, Pencil Holder. He sat on his sharpener throne, holding pencils with the grace of a god. He reigned over the writing implements as a fair and righteous king, until Pen Holder showed up. Though his mistakes could not be reverted, he wrote more smoothly and in a rich black color. Pencil Holder was struck down by his opponent, and is said to have died. But I believe Pencil Holder is still out there, biding his time. He will return stronger than before. He will return as: Mechanical Pencil Holder, warrior of legend! He will strike the Pen Holder down with his mighty graphite! Once more will the writing implements have a fair and just ruler, a ruler truly worthy of the pencils he holds. We will live to see Pencil Holder again!