What r ur BEST yo momma jokes?
Yo mama so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes Yo mama so stupid she told everyone that she was “illegitiment” because she couldn’t read Yo mama so stupid that she puts lipstick on her head just to make-up her mind Yo mama so stupid you have to dig for her IQ! Yo mama so stupid that she tried to put M&M’s in alphabetical order! Yo mama so stupid she could trip over a cordless phone! Yo mama so stupid she bought a solar-powered flashlight! Yo mama so stupid that she sold the car for gas money. Yo mama so stupid she asked you “What is the number for 911” Yo mama so stupid she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept. Yo mama so stupid when she read on her job application to not write below the dotted line she put “O.K.” Yo mama so stupid she got stabbed in a shoot out. Yo mama so stupid she stole free bread. Yo mama so stupid she took a spoon to the superbowl. Yo mama so stupid she called Dan Quayle for a spell check. Yo mama so stupid she makes Beavis and Butt-Head look
