Whats a fish pedicure?
I didn’t have one. I just saw that there was a store near me. It didn’t actually ever open up, so maybe the FDA or the food and game commission got to them. Apparently you plunge your feet into water and certain kinds of fish I think they were called surgeon fish, which sounds disgusting enough come and eat your disgusting calluses off. Any middle-aged woman knows that our feet are not for the faint of heart, especially in midwinter. I wear clogs, so it’s actually like my feet are wooden now. I think they would defeat any fish. What’s a Guilt-O-Meter? I noticed that I tend to run on guilt. Around the holidays, there is so much to do. I had so much guilt, it was like a guilt traffic jam … I said, you’ve just got to take this guilt and make it work for you, so sort your tasks by which you feel guiltiest about not doing and then the Guilt-O-Meter was invented. What’s an UnResolution? The whole idea of a resolution is things that you’ve been doing that you want to try to do better, and I
