Whats a Prototype #44, Net Pirate Number Station?
Basically, it is like a shortwave radio number station —on the internet— that broadcasts numbers. Q: Where do the numbers come from? Good question. We get our numbers from websites—any and all websites—big ones like cnn.com and little ones like that one you made in your room. Porno too! And gambling and sports. We go to all the websites to get our numbers. It’s a very simple process. We have some software that takes us to these websites, grabs some text, converts it into numbers, filters the numbers and then transmits them to you using a prerecorded video host personality. Q: How long can I listen to your number station? Is there a schedule? A: There is a schedule, sort of. You see, we now have three different prerecorded video hosts. And each one has their own schedule. So sometimes you may come to our station and your favorite prerecorded host might be “off transmission.” This will be sad for you. But don’t worry–because your favorite host will be back soon! And in the meanwhile, th
