Whats the deal with the keys inside those Skeleton Monsters?
I know it seems like I’m reaching here, and I am, but in passing moments, this really has bothered me. Honest. The skeleton guys you fight in the Underworld are fairly easy adversaries, especially since they’re all blind and their attack consists of a weird walking-version of the Indian Rain Dance, but they’ve got more worth than meets the eyes. Some of them hold door keys in their rib cages. Now, I’ve got a list of theories about how these keys got inside skeleton monsters…I’m not sure which is correct, but I’m sure one of the following scenarios holds the answer: A) They’re actually wearing necklaces with the keys fastened to them. It’s a visual trick. B) They’ve all got flip-top heads like that dude from the toothbrush commercials. C) A long time ago, a group of morons tried eating giant keys, and died from it. Ganon resurrected them as his evil bony minions, but even his unearthly power wasn’t enough to lodge the keys from their gullets, because as stated, they’re big keys. D) Ke
