Where can I get a bot?
If you can’t find one by yourself, you don’t qualify to run one. It takes considerable IRC and UNIX experience to set up a bot, and a bot-tolerant shell access account on which to run it. Misconfigured bots are a major source of trouble and I must say I don’t trust anyone who can’t even download it by himself to run it efficiently. Bots are neither liked nor supported on #irchelp, so kindly refrain from asking there. You may feel free to try specialized channels such as #egghelp, but don’t expect them to hold your hand through the whole process either.
