Who is “Bob” Dobbs?
J. R. “Bob” Dobbs is the head of the Church. He was Chosen by JHVH-1 as the leader of The Conspiracy because JHVH-1 was tired of His directives getting lost in the translation. JHVH-1 miscalculated in underestimating Dobbs’ independance. “Bob” would be JHVH-1’s LUCKIEST spokesperson, but he had no reason to take orders or even remember them. Dobbs immediately started telling people the WHOLE TRUTH. “Bob’ organized the counter-conspiracy and re-established contact with the Xists, trying to resell this pittiful planet right out from under the Conspiracy slave-masters. ” I don’t practice what I preach, because I’m not the kind of person that I’m preaching to.” -“Bob” in Newsweek “We believe that planet is being led to destruction by a race of inferior creatures who place blind trust in their own culturally dictated concept of “intelligence.” Look, you guys, you know as well as I do…they may be smart, but they don’t have good sense.” -“Bob” to the Senate Subcommittee, 1956 “If you haven’
