Who were the brothers of jesus and doesn that disqualify Mary from virginhood?
Get yourself comfortable, and I’ll tell you the wonderful, heart-warming story of Mary and the Poop, who pooped Mary and Joe, good and proper. One day, the angel of the Lord came to Joe, and told him that his fiancee Mary was going to have a baby, though not in the usual way. After Joe had blinked and gulped a bit, the angel said, “Don’t worry, you can take Mary as your wife after the baby is born. God isn’t a complete bar steward, you know.” So Joe went home, happy as a dog with two tails. But who did he meet at the door but a man from the Vatican, who had a troop of Swiss soldiers with him. The Poopal envoy informed Joe that the soldiers would be with his wife all the time until she was very old and taken up to heaven. This was to make sure that she never had sexual intercourse. Joe would have to make his own sleeping arrangements. As an extra precaution, Mary would have two nuns to stay with her at night. So Mary and Joe, who were so looking forward to their nights together, had to
