Why Did Judge Marsha Revel Recuse Herself From Lindsay Lohan’s Case?
Marsha Revel, the judge who had been tasked with somehow keeping Lindsay Lohan from making a damn fool of herself or, you know, dying, has recused herself from Lohan’s case. The official story is that attorneys demanded that Revel, who has shown Lohan no mercy, step down after she made unauthorized contact with Lohan’s rehab center. Whatever the hell that means. After all, she’s the judge and it is my understanding that judges can do whatever the hell they want. I’ve watched Judge Dredd. I know the score. But from the start it’s been obvious that Revel had no sympathy for Lohan’s ridiculous nonsense and good for her. She clearly wanted to put an end to Lohan’s crackwhorish ways so that we as a nation could finally be at peace, and if that meant placing a few phone calls to her rehab center to check up on her then so be it. But obviously, the attorneys overseeing the case were uncomfortable with Revel’s zealotry in cleansing Lindsay Lohan of her many sins (And let’s be honest here, all
