WHY DID XMAS STOP THROWING PARTIES OVER AT TEN-PIN?
Going right to the source, I talked to Xmas himself, and he said “God bless everyone that went to any of my Ten-Pin parties. They were awesome, and all the bands I invited to play were awesome, and the crowd was awesome. The reason I can’t do that anymore is Ten-Pin requires a rent-a-cop now which makes it way too expensive for me to rent the function room for ballz nastie parties. If I ever get a job, though, you can count on me to bring that back.
