Why does California have the most lawyers, and New Jersey, the most toxic waste dumps?
* New Jersey got first pick. • It was so cold last night on Mauna Loa… (How cold was it?) * … that I saw a lawyer with his hands in his own pockets. • A lawyer and an engineer were fishing in Hawaii. The lawyer said “I’m here because my house burned down and everything I owned was destroyed by the fire. The insurance company paid for everything.” “That’s quite a coincidence”, said the engineer, “I’m here because my house and all my belongings were destroyed by a flood, and my insurance company also paid for everything.” * The lawyer looked somewhat confused. “How do you start a flood?”, he asked. • A lawyer had a jury trial in a very difficult business case. The client who had attended the trial was on the mainland when the jury came back with its decision, which was for the lawyer and his client. The lawyer immediately sent a fax to his client, reading “Justice has triumphed!” The client faxed back, * “Appeal at once!” • A man and an alligator walked into a bar. “Do you serve lawyers
